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He Dresses Like He Played

I was sitting here at my desk looking at some of these pictures — like the one that says January 12th, with him and Derek Jeter. Michael Jordan has money. Even in these clothes, he looks like he has money. But it’s weird because he obviously doesn’t spend a dime of it on a tailor. Anyway, I’m looking at this, and people kept coming over to see if I was OK. I had to change my screen because I don’t want anybody to see this. It’s Michael Jordan. Whoever’s putting this up needs to be on a terrorist watch list.

The only explanation I can think of for why Michael Jordan, a very wealthy man, dresses the way he does is because he can. He’s Michael #$@%ing Jordan. 

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